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COLD SEPTEMBER

Douglas Lindsay has been writing novels for twenty-five years, and remains engagingly unknown to the vast majority of the people of planet earth. His first novel, THE LONG MIDNIGHT OF BARNEY THOMSON, hit the cinema screen, but not the big time. Years from now he will be remembered as the guy who wrote the thing. But not The Thing. That was Bill Lancaster.

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Selected readings from the third book in the Barney Thomson series.

After a year on the run, Barney returns to society:

he fails in an attempt to hand himself into the police
finds a job at a barbershop
and outlines his iconic idea for a whisky advert featuring the Teletubbies.

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Selected readings from the third book in the Barney Thomson series.

After a year on the run, Barney returns to society:

he fails in an attempt to hand himself into the police
finds a job at a barbershop
and outlines his iconic idea for a whisky advert featuring the Teletubbies.